Relationships can be a tricky thing, you have to treat them with kid gloves. I find that whenever I’m in a relationship my females friends tend to get pushed to the back. It’s mainly b/c females don’t like females. They can’t get along. Maybe it’s the Chris Rock Theory when he claims “When females see your man they don’t think She need a man like him, They feel like they need HIM.” I often wonder why that is the case.

The Office Vixen is the fly chick in the office who is always at dudes desk whenever wifey comes to visit. She’s normally the one who comes to work dressed like she’s on her way to the club and always wants to lean over you to show you something. Wifey hates her b/c she gets to see you 40 hours a week and more when you work overtime. The mind wonders, so introducing wifey to this woman can calm ideas.

The IBFF is the girl who sends you numerous e-mails and IM’s all throughout the day. She sends you sexual forwards, weird porn, comments on your myspace page, video clips, sparkling pics, and clever quotes to get you through the day. She’s probably the lady next to the wife on the friends list as well. You might want to let her read some of the messages you 2 send each other so she doesn’t feel like such an outsider.

The Cute Chick Who’s One Of The Guys is the girl who knows all about sports and has been around you since high school together. She knows EVERYTHING about you, including the secret code to get into the club house and more. She’s the girl who you would have been with if she wasn’t so cool. Let the wife know how big of a part this friend has played in keeping the 2 of you together, and explain that this girl is your Dr. Phil and not your naughty nighttime nurse.